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Hello. I’m a bro on Christmas break. Just livin’ it up. It’s well boring here. I’m at my house. I found this cool blog called Burnt Soda. http://www.burntsoda.com. I think you should check it out.
Anyhoo. I hope you all have a swell Christmas. As you can see from the frequent updates, we try very hard to make the Seagull good for you. Please. Please.
This is a post about boredom. This is a post about the PBU Christmastime Diaspora. This is a post about cloggies.
-JimmyK
Sometimes this thing called “rain” happens. Not sure what the point of it is, but I’m looking for it. It “rained” today. I was walking, and it “rained” on me. When it “rains” I have trouble flying.

I’m just a collegebro who wants to fly. Don’t want to be stuck on earthy when it rains. I just want to be free. I don’t like being “landlocked.”
There’s an open mic night at the Crimson Seagull on Thursday or something I think. Thinking about singing a Kutless/Pillar/Skillet/Michael W. Smith/Christmas/original/John Mayer/rock version of a rap/Dashboard Confesshy song. Or something indie to be “different” even though I’m still sitting up there with my acoustic guitar and a “just-woke-up” sounding voice. I’m just a freshman. I don’t know how the world works really. Just bought me a Taylor guitar. Never liked Martins. They’re too mainstream.
Can’t wait for the semester to be over so I can “partay” and “drink” and “smoke.” Had to sign a covanent saying I wouldn’t. Just want to be free.
I hope this post allowed you to learn more about me. I just want to be free. All I want to do is dance.
-JimmyK
With the Holiday season coming up lets not forget what is truly important! Movies of course! Due this fact I would find my self remiss if I did not pay homage to one of the greatest Christmas Flicks of all time.
Its Turbo Time!!!!
I was thinking about joining the choir here. I have a really good voice, and I think my audition is just about ready. Five Octaves on The Piano is a great song, so I made a video of myself practicing for the audition - comments?
Hello. When I was a freshmen here, I attended something called “chapel.” Think first semester might have been the only semester that I didn’t use all/go over my skips. They had this thing called a “short film contest.” This video won second place. It should have won first if you ask me.
The video that won first place was some dumb Chik-fil-a promotion or something. I think it just had “cooler” people in it. The bro that made the robot movie is called Nick Bellando. I don’t know him personally, but I think he might be one of the coolest people ever. I hope that watching this short film lets you connect with androids. I hope that you can see some overarching statement about humanity in it. Please be friends with JimmyK.
-JimmyK
That is the number of food items that the PBU SiFE Team and friends collected for the neighborly Penndel Food Bank just down the road. Not bad for a bunch of professionals-in-training.
Now buy some stuff from them at the Gran ‘N Go already. Please?
Super upset tonight. It’s Halloween. No one’s doing anything in the lounge. Guess I’ll just watch a scary movie. I kinda wanted to go to Wawa tonight. H8 it when I want to go to Wawa and none of my friends want to take me. Sometimes I have to ask my ex-girlfriend to take me. Maybe I’ll just go to Dunkin Donuts instead. I hear that you can “dumpster dive” at night there and take all the extra donuts. Apparently they’re still clean or something.

This is a picture of me last time I “entered the realm of the dumpster.” I found a large bag of donuts, but I found a hair in almost all of them and wet coffee grounds in the “Munchkins.”
Somebody help me, please. Please. :( I’m just an average bro who wants to go to Wawa and doesn’t have a car. Please. :(
This is a post about hunger. #wawawednesday
-JimmyK
Halloween is tomorrow. Or today. Or yesterday, depending on when you read this.

In the spirit of the students not patronizing the neighborhood the University Social Committee has arranged for the students to get their southernself on along with a pair of overalls, a flannel shirt, socks and a pair of sandals - or the old cockroach kicking booties.
All dressed up and doing the old boom clap boom boom clap de clap boom boom clap boom boom boom clap de clap. HIT IT MILEY!
So - please. Don’t keep the hoedown on the lowdown - go and throwdown.
OCTOBER 31, 2009 at 7? I think it is at seven.
Correct me if I’m wrong please?
If you enjoyed the first “Color Me Crimson” coloring book page your going to love this. Our favorite chapel announcer is now available to be colored in whatever colors you feel!
Just right click and hit “Save Image As” and you’ll be subject to hours of non-stop coloring fun.
Who can stay in the lines?